My fellow Americans — and cats of every stripe — tonight we gather not for spectacle alone, but for a quieter promise: that dignity can wear whiskers, that liberty may purr, and that a nation under paw can still reach for the stars. $DEMOCAT is an invitation to the ball. Soft power. Sharp suit. Zero tax on treats.
From the marble halls of imagination to the open ledger of Solana, this campaign is written in gold ink and good humor. We do not claim the party. We claim the punchline — and the portrait.
